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    Quote Originally Posted by Guy Jinbaiquerre View Post
    While addiction to drugs or cigarettes may be harder to beat on a biological level, sugar is harder on a social level. When you go to a holiday party or a big dinner with friends, people don't expect you to do drugs or smoke. But you are expected to eat sugary food in pretty much any social situation where food is involved.
    I stop long time ago to live my life according with people expectations...
    I basically didn't drink a drop of alcohol till I 8 years ago,never smoked cigarette while 90% of my friends were doing both..
    Glad I did especially when I look at them now..same age and so older looking and unhealthy...
    I do what is good for me , not what people expect me to do..
    Just my opinion..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diabolik View Post
    I do what is good for me , not what people expect me to do..
    I expect you to do what is good for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guy Jinbaiquerre View Post
    Well, I cut out normal beer. I drink huge quantities of Suntory All-Free, which is alcohol-free and zero calories. I order it by the case from Amazon and have it delivered to my door:
    I think I may have to take action soon too, or I'll end up having a radius rather than a belt size.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Perseus View Post
    I think I may have to take action soon too, or I'll end up having a radius rather than a belt size.
    I think I had a gravitational field.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guy Jinbaiquerre View Post
    I expect you to do what is good for you.
    Then stop offering me sweets and alcohol ;-)

    I am in India my friend, hope u having fun riding !
    See u towards end of December!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Cash View Post
    I think I had a gravitational field.
    Oh, come on, there are better fat jokes out there. Here are some classics:

    -- You were so fat, your cereal bowl had a lifeguard.

    -- You were so fat, when you went to the beach, people tried to push you in the ocean.

    -- You were so fat, you had to iron your pants in a parking lot.

    -- You were so fat, you could drive in the carpool lane.

    -- You were so fat, any elevator you got on was going down.

    -- You were so fat, when you got your shoes shined, you had to take the guy's word for it.


    And these two I just made up myself:

    -- You were so fat, you were the reason camera companies kept adding megapixels.

    -- You were so fat, when you went in the ocean, China and Japan started fighting over who owned you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guy Jinbaiquerre View Post
    Oh, come on, there are better fat jokes out there. Here are some classics:

    And these two I just made up myself:

    -- You were so fat, you were the reason camera companies kept adding megapixels.

    -- You were so fat, when you went in the ocean, China and Japan started fighting over who owned you.



    Here's another one. Not about anyone in particular, certainly no one on this board, just as a disclaimer

    -- You were so far, when you passed in front of the TV, we missed two episodes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guy Jinbaiquerre View Post
    -- You were so fat, when you went in the ocean, China and Japan started fighting over who owned you.
    Great on SO many levels.

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    Lol.

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